Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Zombie Outreach Donations Sought

FOR IMMEDIANT RELEASE

through January 1, 2018

 

Zombie Outreach Organization (ZOO)

2017 End of Year Contribution Drive


 
Cedar Park, Texas - The provincial organization of ZOO has opened their end-of-year online donation booth to further prepare to reach out and help dissuade future zombies from eating human brains.

Funds will go into training volunteers who will be dispatched at the beginning of the zombie apocalypse armed with informational pamphlets informing the hungry dead that human brains really contain no nutritious value.

“The undead need to understand that for every one-hundred grams of brain, seventy-eight of those grams are water,” said founder Lavar Harris. “Only eleven grams are in fact protein. You have to eat a lot of brains before they become beneficial.”

The grass-roots organization bases their efforts on the idea that education and redirection can help the surviving humans the opportunity to coexist with their dead counterparts.

“Done correctly,” Harris continues, “we could bring our departed friends into the productivity fold which is making America Great Again. Most can provide free menial labor which can increase productivity and the overall gross national product of our country.”

Long term plans include guiding the dearly departed so they may participate in the industries of entertainment, transportation, and some low-level blue-collar trades.

“Imagine watching wonders such as Z-Factor, Dancing with the Czars, Naked and Not Afraid,” he continued.

“But we must start with the basics,” he lamented. “The only way this bright future we are planning can happen is if we first change their aplite from human brains to a more supple food source. Done right this could help reduce rodent and other pest populations.”

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Long Weekend Recreational High


How people perceive things perplexes me at times.

Tonight is one of the largest party nights of the year. Kids are home from college, relatives are starting to show up, tomorrow is parade, football and food.

Thankfully we have banded together as a people and demanded our government makes sure the food that is in our grocery stores is as fresh as it can be without bacteria that will make us sick. It gets cleaned and inspected where it is prepared, shipped in refrigerated trucks if necessary, all those things we expect.

When this system breaks down all hell breaks loose. We hire lawyers to find out what sickened us and where the blame should be placed. We back scientists on our government payroll to use microscopes and whatever other equipment is necessary to identify the source and take corrective action.

Many states now allow for the personal use of marijuana. Those states have attempted to interject rules not to restrict the growing or sale, but to make sure the safety precautions we expect in our other consumer products are in place.

Rogelio Martinez, a federal boarder patrol officer is one of those people who acts on our behalf to make sure the precautions we take as a people to make sure products are provided us are of a certain quality that we expect.

He was killed doing this on our behalf.

The argument that marijuana should have never been a ‘schedule one’ drug and it should have never been made illegal is moot at this point. Now it is an effort to bypass the rules reasonable people put in place to insure safety and proper taxes are collected.

So as you spark-up this weekend ask yourself, do you know where it came from? Has anyone died in order for you to enjoy your recreational high?

Mexico suffers deadliest month on record, 2017 set to be worst year

Friday, January 20, 2017

Employment Scams Targeting College Students

Source: https://www.us-cert.gov/ncas/current-activity/2017/01/19/IC3-Warns-Employment-Scams-Targeting-College-Students




Employment Scam Targeting College Students Remains Prevalent

College students across the United States continue to be targeted in a common employment scam. Scammers advertise phony job opportunities on college employment websites, and/or students receive e-mails on their school accounts recruiting them for fictitious positions. This "employment" results in a financial loss for participating students.

How the scam works:

  • Scammers post online job advertisements soliciting college students for administrative positions.
  • The student employee receives counterfeit checks in the mail or via e-mail and is instructed to deposit the checks into their personal checking account.
  • The scammer then directs the student to withdraw the funds from their checking account and send a portion, via wire transfer, to another individual. Often, the transfer of funds is to a "vendor", purportedly for equipment, materials, or software necessary for the job.
  • Subsequently, the checks are confirmed to be fraudulent by the bank.
The following are some examples of the employment scam e-mails:

"You will need some materials/software and also a time tracker to commence your training and orientation and also you need the software to get started with work. The funds for the software will be provided for you by the company via check. Make sure you use them as instructed for the software and I will refer you to the vendor you are to purchase them from, okay."

"I have forwarded your start-up progress report to the HR Dept. and they will be facilitating your start-up funds with which you will be getting your working equipment from vendors and getting started with training."

"Enclosed is your first check. Please cash the check, take $300 out as your pay, and send the rest to the vendor for supplies."

Consequences of participating in this scam:

  • The student's bank account may be closed due to fraudulent activity and a report could be filed by the bank with a credit bureau or law enforcement agency.
  • The student is responsible for reimbursing the bank the amount of the counterfeit checks.
  • The scamming incident could adversely affect the student’s credit record.
  • The scammers often obtain personal information from the student while posing as their employer, leaving them vulnerable to identity theft.
  • Scammers seeking to acquire funds through fraudulent methods could potentially utilize the money to fund illicit criminal or terrorist activity.
Tips on how to protect yourself from this scam:

  • Never accept a job that requires depositing checks into your account or wiring portions to other individuals or accounts.
  • Many of the scammers who send these messages are not native English speakers. Look for poor use of the English language in e-mails such as incorrect grammar, capitalization, and tenses.
  • Forward suspicious e-mails to the college’s IT personnel and report to the FBI. Tell your friends to be on the lookout for the scam.
If you have been a victim of this scam or any other Internet-related scam, you may file a complaint with the FBI’s Internet Crime Complaint Center at www.IC3.gov and notify your campus police.

The IC3 produced a PSA in May 2014 titled "Cyber-Related Scams Targeting Universities, Employees, and Students," which mentioned this type of scam. This PSA can be viewed at https://www.ic3.gov/media/2014/140505.aspx.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

The Future is Now

Why a software-first attitude is a must for Internet of Things era ahead https://news.google.com/news/amp?caurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zdnet.com%2Fgoogle-amp%2Farticle%2Fsoftware-first-companies-best-prepared-for-internet-of-things-era-ahead%2F#a-9ff70420-8834-469a-8d78-e8e404bf6c6a

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

BofA Corporate Headquarters

In case you are wondering (not likely, but just in case) in 1997 Bank of America moved it corporate headquarters from San Francisco to Charlotte NC not for financial reasons, but for the political pressures being placed on it by the City of San Francisco.

Charlotte should be very careful, it is one thing to loose an event it is another to loose businesses all together.

As an aside, here is what the City of San Francisco passed last week.

Source: http://sfbaytimes.com/san-franciscos-official-response-to-the-election-of-trump/



WHEREAS, On November 8, 2016, Donald Trump was elected to become the 45th President of the United States; now, therefore, be it

RESOLVED, That no matter the threats made by President-elect Trump, San Francisco will remain a Sanctuary City. We will not turn our back on the men and women from other countries who help make this city great, and who represent over one third of our population. This is the Golden Gate—we build bridges, not walls; and, be it

FURTHER RESOLVED, That we will never back down on women’s rights, whether in healthcare, the workplace, or any other area threatened by a man who treats women as obstacles to be demeaned or objects to be assaulted. And just as important, we will ensure our young girls grow up with role models who show them they can be or do anything; and, be it

FURTHER RESOLVED, That there will be no conversion therapy, no withdrawal of rights in San Francisco. We began hosting gay weddings twelve years ago, and we are not stopping now. And to all the LGBTQ people all over the country who feel scared, bullied, or alone: You matter. You are seen; you are loved; and San Francisco will never stop fighting for you; and, be it

FURTHER RESOLVED, That we still believe in this nation’s founding principle of religious freedom. We do not ban people for their faith. And the only lists we keep are on invitations to come pray together; and, be it

FURTHER RESOLVED, That Black Lives Matter in San Francisco, even if they may not in the White House. And guided by President Obama’s Task Force on 21st Century Policing, we will continue reforming our police department and rebuilding trust between police and communities of color so all citizens feel safe in their neighborhoods; and, be it

FURTHER RESOLVED, That climate change is not a hoax, or a plot by the Chinese. In this city, surrounded by water on three sides, science matters. And we will continue our work on CleanPower, Zero Waste, and everything else we are doing to protect future generations; and, be it

FURTHER RESOLVED, That we have been providing universal health care in this city for nearly a decade, and if the new administration follows through on its callous promise to revoke health insurance from 20 million people, San Franciscans will be protected; and, be it

FURTHER RESOLVED, That we are the birthplace of the United Nations, a city made stronger by the thousands of international visitors we welcome every day. We will remain committed to internationalism and to our friends and allies around the world—whether the administration in Washington is or not; and, be it

FURTHER RESOLVED, That San Francisco will remain a Transit First city and will continue building Muni and BART systems we can all rely upon, whether this administration follows through on its platform to eliminate federal transit funding or not; and, be it

FURTHER RESOLVED, That California is the sixth largest economy in the world. The Bay Area is the innovation capital of the country. We will not be bullied by threats to revoke our federal funding, nor will we sacrifice our values or members of our community for your dollar; and, be it

FURTHER RESOLVED, That we condemn all hate crimes and hate speech perpetrated in this election’s wake. That although the United States will soon have a President who has demonstrated a lack of respect for the values we hold in the highest regard in San Francisco, it cannot change who we are, and it will never change our values. We argue, we campaign, we debate vigorously within San Francisco, but on these points we are 100 percent united. We will fight discrimination and recklessness in all its forms. We are one City. And we will move forward together